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Created on 2004-10-23 09:47:13 (#4921366), last updated 2008-12-16
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| Name: | metallcade |
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| Website: | http://www.klov.com/ |
Hi!
Hmm about me, huh?
Im 7'5" 600lbs hahaha!
Well I was born in Japan in 1989 as a Teanage Mutant Ninja Turtles machine.
Didn't stay there very long tho, Seems they had a demand for me in the States at the time.
Spent 3 good years as a respectable TMNT unit then they did the unthinkable.
They converted me!! Get this, into a Time Killers of all things!! Uhg still ticks me off.
Anyway after a short stent as "that" game some Holy Rollers said that I was to violent,
and sent me to prison. Video game prison (storage actually), but it was like prison
'cause I couldnt do any thing to entertain people, and thats what i live for!!!
So I was sleeping in prison (I have pics youll see!) and some guy after 9 years of slumber wakes me up by ramming a forklift under me and sticking me in the middle of an empty room. Then he started taking pictures of me!!! I felt almost as violated as when they shoved that cursed mother board in me. Turns out I was actually up for parole! The Judge
_melt_ apearantly thought I had served my sentence and was ready for... rehabilitation.
It was a tough road, But Ive never looked or felt better.

And people like me again too!
Hmm about me, huh?
Im 7'5" 600lbs hahaha!
Well I was born in Japan in 1989 as a Teanage Mutant Ninja Turtles machine.
Didn't stay there very long tho, Seems they had a demand for me in the States at the time.
Spent 3 good years as a respectable TMNT unit then they did the unthinkable.
They converted me!! Get this, into a Time Killers of all things!! Uhg still ticks me off.
Anyway after a short stent as "that" game some Holy Rollers said that I was to violent,
and sent me to prison. Video game prison (storage actually), but it was like prison
'cause I couldnt do any thing to entertain people, and thats what i live for!!!
So I was sleeping in prison (I have pics youll see!) and some guy after 9 years of slumber wakes me up by ramming a forklift under me and sticking me in the middle of an empty room. Then he started taking pictures of me!!! I felt almost as violated as when they shoved that cursed mother board in me. Turns out I was actually up for parole! The Judge
It was a tough road, But Ive never looked or felt better.

And people like me again too!
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